softwares

1) Project Manager  is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a
baby in One month.
2) Developer  is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator  is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
4) Marketing Manager  is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby
even if no man and woman are available.
5) Resource Optimization Team  thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.
6) Documentation Team  thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
7) Quality Auditor  is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS
to produce a baby.
8) Tester  is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
Right baby.
9) HR  is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby
if given 9 months
10) Client  is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

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UNIX is simple.





    

The new Satyam
nursery rhyme


Raju Raju sat on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud


Raju Raju
Yes baba
Cheating us
No baba

. The title says it all.

What has gone wrong…

Actually the corporate managers will have target profits to achieve, and they usually distort the numbers (profit minus operating costs) to a small number hoping that the company will do better in future and the numbers can be adjusted. This happens normally but what surprises in the case of Satyam it has gone out of control and that too for years and that too for $ 1 billion…

This is a pure white collar fraud and will the top executives will be brought to justice. This is a criminal fraud lying to investors and share-holders for many years. Will the auditors licenses will be cancelled?. Will they be jailed?. Will be bank which could have co-operated in this fraud will be tried to court?.

Ya, I made Google Chrome my default web browser. Here are some of my

1. The address url where you enter your web address can also be used for searching (googling) which is cool.
2. it looks more spacier and roomy for web sites than other browsers where half of the screen is filled with toolboxes and other craps
3. when running videos , the cpu is less consumed compared to firefox and IE, and even when you open as many number of tabs, the memory is not much consumed whereas firefox eats most of your memory if you open too many tabs and running youtube
4. when you start a new tab, your bookmarks and recently visited sites are saved and displayed as thumbnail images (IE 8 has this too)
5. searching the history is available in the new tab and is very cool

Some of the

Here’s something for broadband people that will really speed Firefox up:

1.Type “about:config” into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:

network.http.pipelining network.http.proxy.pipelining network.http.pipelining.maxrequests

Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.

2. Alter the entries as follows:

Set “network.http.pipelining” to “true”

Set “network.http.proxy.pipelining” to “true”

Set “network.http.pipelining.maxrequests” to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once.