programming

1) Project Manager  is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a
baby in One month.
2) Developer  is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator  is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
4) Marketing Manager  is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby
even if no man and woman are available.
5) Resource Optimization Team  thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.
6) Documentation Team  thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
7) Quality Auditor  is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS
to produce a baby.
8) Tester  is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
Right baby.
9) HR  is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby
if given 9 months
10) Client  is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

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UNIX is simple.





    

. The title says it all.

What has gone wrong…

Actually the corporate managers will have target profits to achieve, and they usually distort the numbers (profit minus operating costs) to a small number hoping that the company will do better in future and the numbers can be adjusted. This happens normally but what surprises in the case of Satyam it has gone out of control and that too for years and that too for $ 1 billion…

This is a pure white collar fraud and will the top executives will be brought to justice. This is a criminal fraud lying to investors and share-holders for many years. Will the auditors licenses will be cancelled?. Will they be jailed?. Will be bank which could have co-operated in this fraud will be tried to court?.

Recently having the chance of working with websphere portlet factory, which was called bowstreet portlet factory before, to develop and deploy portlets on websphere portal server.

Its kind of amusing, as i have been grown up doing the portlet (j2ee) development doing the maven, spring, hibernate and jsf way and the idea of builders and RAD tools overwhelm me and my question was how to use the standard mvc patterns and hibernate into the portlet factory.

Let me see how it goes as this is the tool i have to use it with my current employer and let see    

I got this from one of my favourite yahoo groups and I post it here. It is useful

EFECTIVE: Good speaking skills will make it easier to get your point across.

Here are the step by step instructions to configure GlassFish App server with apache web server.

Install & configure mod_jk:

Install apache web server and install the corresponding mod_jk. For instance if you have installed apache web server 2.2.4, go to the connectors web site of apache and download from the binaries mod_jk of the corresponding version of your installed web server. Then simply remove the version and place it in the modules directory according to your OS (I use windows OS and place it in C:/apacheroot/modules/ )

Create Workers File:

Create workers properties file inside the conf directory. If there is no sample then create it.Here is one sample you can put

Lets dwelve more into advanced searching.

There are some keywords you will have to remember for specific purposes. Here is the list

Tip 2:

Use the standard keywords in your search. By standard keywords means ‘AND’ ‘OR’

Default setting for google is ‘AND’. So if you specify ‘tamil nadu’ it means by default ‘tamil’ AND ‘nadu’. If you want your results to give either tamil or nadu, then specify ‘tamil OR nadu’

Well to be more clear if you want your results of a nokia mobile phone to have either blue or black you will have to search like this

nokia (blue OR black)

I thought of writing this, so that you will come across something new about better googling techniques.

Okay most of the times searching the google for any words and then browsing through the pages and by most of the time when you are in 3^rd or 4^th page you will either get your results or get bored or tired and close it. This is normal users using google.

But very little people know simple tips and tricks to googling. Do you know that there are lots of searching techniques that are hidden or not documented and only experts know that?. With few training & effort even you can know these simple tricks.

Okay here it goes.. I will post it as seperate parts, just to make it reading enjoyable instead of a long post starting with a first tip.

Tip 1:

Softwarism: Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them.

1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)

2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)

3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)

4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)

5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)

6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2

7 You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)

8 . Redo step 4

9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)

10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)

11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.

12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls