If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a NEW STYLE
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a NEW PATH
If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a NEW VENTURE

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a NEW GENERATION

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a NEW LAW

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a NEW INVENTION

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a NEW FASHION

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a NEW THEORY

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a NEW IDEA

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a MISTAKE ONLY.

I got this from one of my favourite yahoo groups and I post it here. It is useful

EFECTIVE: Good speaking skills will make it easier to get your point across.

Here are the step by step instructions to configure GlassFish App server with apache web server.

Install & configure mod_jk:

Install apache web server and install the corresponding mod_jk. For instance if you have installed apache web server 2.2.4, go to the connectors web site of apache and download from the binaries mod_jk of the corresponding version of your installed web server. Then simply remove the version and place it in the modules directory according to your OS (I use windows OS and place it in C:/apacheroot/modules/ )

Create Workers File:

Create workers properties file inside the conf directory. If there is no sample then create it.Here is one sample you can put

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH
 
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.
METHOD OF TREATMENT

For my daily calendar activities and project planning i depend on web calendar (this works pretty well for both home and work) along with xpweb and i must say that the new updated webcalendar is simply fantastic.

This is yet another one of the best open source softwares you can get , it simply is superb.Check out the demo yourself and if you have your own website and hosting service then go ahead and enjoy  web calendar 

My web calendar is available here http://rizwanahamed.com/webcal/login.php

You can register yourself at http://rizwanahamed.com/webcal/register.php

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.

The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. "No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.

What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws)

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked should not stop at my account, and those who used to clean should continue cleaning !!!

"And what are you here for Bahurani?" enquired the mother-in-law.

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON !!"

Don't marry software girl  (computer humor)

Never  marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never  marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never  marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never  marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never  marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never  marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never  marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never  marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never  marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never  marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

Dual subscriber identity module (SIM) card mobile phones (or two-in-one cellphones) have made it to the market of late.

Tata Teleservices [Get Quote] along with Samsung recently launched a dual phone called Samsung Duo that supports a CDMA and a GSM SIM connection. Spice, too, has introduced its own rendition with the Spice D88 model that supports both GSM & CDMA connections and Dual D80, which supports two GSM connections.

Dual SIM phones can be used if you want both a personal and business number (i.e. two connections) on a single handset, thus saving money by combining two different payment plans or network carriers, or maybe using regularly local pre-paid cards on your business trips.

Major mobile phones manufacturers, however, look disinterested in this particular phone category.

Last 10 days India is surprised with World Champions titles from Cricket, Billiards and Chess.

Team India won a surprising T20 world cup title beating giant teams like Australia and South Africa and beating arch rivals Pakistan in finals. They deserve celebrations and money now

Vishwanathan Anand is Chess champion again, he is one of the richest sports person in India but very humble and down to earth guy unlike cricket persons

Another championship this time from billards

Lets dwelve more into advanced searching.

There are some keywords you will have to remember for specific purposes. Here is the list