Dont marry a software girl

Don't marry software girl  (computer humor)

Never  marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never  marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never  marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never  marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never  marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never  marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never  marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never  marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never  marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never  marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY

MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN..........